Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I wear drunk well.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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