used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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