wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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