Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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