i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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