i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It's Friday. Sex?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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