on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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