Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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