Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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