I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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