You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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