This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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