If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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