the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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