1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This is my gift to your gina
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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