absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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