she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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