You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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