margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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