Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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