accomplished twins. life is a go
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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