yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
