You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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