K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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