So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
