capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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