About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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