if you like me you must not know who I am
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.