Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

Fav 2 1888 1108
share tweet
(901): View more from Tennessee

I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

(601): View more from Mississippi

Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

(901): View more from Tennessee

...are you coming on to me?

Fav 12 3716 1044
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(706): View more from Georgia

oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.

Fav 5 1036 3067
share tweet
(720): View more from Colorado

he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again

Fav 16 1061 8153
share tweet
25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons
Read it at the TFLN blog
(408): View more from California

worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

Fav 28 3188 9684
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?

Fav 14 4010 1116
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(319): View more from Iowa

Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.

(319): View more from Iowa

Thanks bro

Fav 9 1159 1874
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell

Fav 8 922 490
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(331): View more from Illinois

The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.

Fav 1 45 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT