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• (407): View more from Florida

  tod's in jail

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  he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?

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• (845): View more from New York

  Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.

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  ...that shit cray.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now

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  I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.

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