I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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