Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize