Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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