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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

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  Yes and so do I

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

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  wasnt he a virgin

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  yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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• (585): View more from New York

  My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.

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  Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.

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• (631): View more from New York

  if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org

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  .org?

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  yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now

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• (323): View more from California

  You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?

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  If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.

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