do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
