I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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