so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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