Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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