Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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