Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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