Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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