Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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