She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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