Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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