yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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