with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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