Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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