I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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