Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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