i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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