I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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