Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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