im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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