I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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