You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize