Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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