sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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